You know, Daddy really has to do something about his 33 y.o. walking, talking media messaging nightmare, Eric Trump. Trump’s youngest son Barron is only around 10 years old, and yet he doesn’t say anywhere near the stupid shit that his older brother does. Good reason for that, as far as I know, no one in the media has ever recorded him speaking. That is a pearl of wisdom his older brother really needs to pay attention to.

     Anybody can make a mistake, but this is twice in one week for God’s sake! First, on April 10th, Eric was quoted by the TELEGRAPH of UK as saying;

The 33-year-old son of the US President goes as far as describing nepotism as a “beautiful thing” as he sits in the clubhouse of the Trump Turnberry golf resort in Ayrshire, where he has overseen a renovation costed at £200 million by the company.

     Here is a 33 y.o. kid, sitting in his fathers country club, where he just supervised a 200M pound renovation. I guess nepotism is pretty freakin’ groovy if you’re on the family side of the equation. If you’re a 20 year veteran of these things, with more smarts and experience for breakfast than Eric Trump has all day, maybe not so much.

     But Eric Trump is nothing if not resilient, he is not one to hide his “political ignorance” freak flag for long, so he was back at it again yesterday. According to a REPORT in Politico, he defended his fathers frequent trips to Mar-A-Lago by explaining;

  “You can sit with somebody in a golf cart where there might be cultural differences and language barriers and have a good time and build a friendship in a way that you could never do sitting across an office table from someone,” President Donald Trump’s second son told the Irish Independent newspaper when asked about the estimated 16 rounds his father has played since the inauguration.

     Please someone, tell me how Eric Trump can supervise 200M in funds when he can’t even count weeks, weekends and trips at the same time. It was stated that Donald Trump has now played 16 rounds of golf since inauguration day. This was his 7th trip to Mar-A-Lago in the same time frame. That averages out to slightly more than two rounds per visit.  Yet he has only hosted two foreign leaders down there, Japanese PM Shinzo Abe, and Chinese President Xi Jinping. You’ll notice that Angela Merkle didn’t jet down for the weekend, her short game must suck. But even if Xi and Abe each played two rounds, that’s still only 4 rounds out of 16, or 25%. Man, that must be some high stakes diplomacy going on down there.

    Two things it really doesn’t take very long to learn about young Prince Eric the Pretender. One is that he has obviously been sheltered from any exposure to politics from the day he was swaddled up and brought home, or he’d know to keep his big flapping lips shut. The other is that someone in the Trump White House must have instructed him on at least one thing, you almost never hear him say a peep to an American reporter, but he just can’t stop burbling like a brook the minute anybody with foreign credentials, a pen and notebook and a micro cassette recorder is around. Mark my words, that’s going to get him in some seriously deep shit with a detective from Scotland Yard one of these days.

     My thought, for what it’s worth is that Eric Trump should have attended a four year military school. Starting on January 21st, 2017. Goddamn Idjit.