Unpopular president Donald Trump continues his ugly American tour of our country and is finding out that there seem to be “minorities” all over the world! There are even these American territories filled with not billionaire New York elites! Having been on a tour of the recent American areas ravished by hurricanes and wild fires, Trump explained to an audience of muted homophobes that he had met and talked with the “president” of the “Virgin Islands.” The “president of the Virgin islands” is Donald Trump. He obviously meant Kenneth Mapp—the governor of the US Virgin Islands. And while it is being reported as a “gaff,” I would like to posit that this was less a general mistake and more of a freudian slip for Donald Trump is always and forever only talking to Donald Trump—even when he’s speaking to his children.


I will tell you I left Texas and I left Florida and and I left Louisiana and I went to Puerto Rico and I met with the President of the Virgin Islands


The clip below is about 10 seconds long because the only thing any of us might want to hear Donald Trump explain would be about how he was visited by three ghosts the previous night and he had realized his entire life was a humbug and he was going to dedicate himself to making sure that no child ever went hungry or without care again.