All class this guy:
Deirdre Ball, the soon-to-be former wife of White House communications director Anthony Scaramucci, was nine months pregnant when she decided to file for divorce. The 38-year-old gave birth this past Monday and The Mooch was so busy with his new job, he didn’t even meet his newborn child until Friday night.
The Mooch was stuck in West Virginia on Monday while Trump held a Hitler Youth rally at the Boy Scouts Jamboree. After Ball gave birth, Prince Charming sent her a totally normal, heartwarming text message.
“Congratulations, I’ll pray for our child,” a source claims the text said. You can feel the warmth and excitement oozing out of every word. He didn’t exactly rush home to New York afterwards either, instead opting to stay in D.C. until the end of the week.
The Mooch couldn’t even manage a smooch. What a cooch. Perhaps he’s hitting the hootch.