Well, we knew it was coming: a morning tweetstorm from Twitler on the eve of the first indictment(s?).
Contents are predictable: Repub unity, Dem guilt, investigation, Clinton, uranium, emails, Comey, blah blah blah. Ostensible emotions, too: anger, confidence, righteous indignation, superlativeness LIKE NEVER BEFORE, WOW!!
But then… a choice ending. A scream into the dark. “DO SOMETHING!”
So naturally Twitter has made these historic words trend.
Nothing expresses calm confidence better than a caps-locked scream of ‘DO SOMETHING!’ pic.twitter.com/zXxTSmwTta
Ã¢ÂÂ J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) October 29, 2017
Trump: DO SOMETHING!
President Skroob: DO SOMETHING!
Lord Dark Helmet: DO SOMETHING!
Colonel Sandurz: DO SOMETHING! pic.twitter.com/PbLED3eOWZ
Ã¢ÂÂ Troostwornall (@TroostWornall) October 29, 2017
“four score and seven years agoÃ¢ÂÂ
Ã¢ÂÂask not what your country can do for youÃ¢ÂÂ
“the only thing to fear is fear itselfÃ¢ÂÂ
Ã¢ÂÂ Sam Stein (@samstein) October 29, 2017
Ã¢ÂÂ Fredon Moniteau (@FMoniteau) October 29, 2017
DO SOMETHING! wails Trump, forgetting that itÃ¢ÂÂs hard for millions of fake Twitter accounts to take to the streets in his defence.
Ã¢ÂÂ Disappointment Choir (@DisappointChoir) October 29, 2017
My own modest contribution:
Ã¢ÂÂ Karen Wehrstein (@Chevenga) October 29, 2017
You need SOMETHING to DO while you eagerly await tomorrow. Enjoy!
Don’t worry, we are… pic.twitter.com/eASaTEyw0Y
Ã¢ÂÂ Nasty Contessa (@DailyContessa) October 29, 2017
P.S. — you too can DO SOMETHING to make America, especially Virginia, a better place by electing a Dem governor.
I can’t. I just can’t.