Query: is this a. A movie set in Hell? b. Christmas decorations at the White House? c. The stage for a kinky nightclub act? d. All of the above.

First, here’s the pitch from Melania’s spokeswoman.

Here’s the way the Internet saw it.

American horror story is right, in every sense. Is there a psychiatrist in the house who wants to analyze the cold, stiff, brittle, and stark decorations and opine as to the nature of the person who designed them? Melania’s Princess Leia get up is pretty interesting, too.

Merry TrumpMas.